Look guys, mini!Max Steger \o/ (top row, second to the left, if you're having any doubts)

It's the kids section of my TKD club. They have practices right before ours and every time I see the kid I'm like *flail* \o/\o/\o/ It's kind of disturbing.

SOMEONE PLEASE THROW GRAPHIC AIDS OF FANNISH MATTER AT ME RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I AM GOING TO DIE.

I've spent the past three days reading stuff for Theory and Philosophy of Law. I'm in a desperate need of something I can actually comprehend.

Naked ASkars or oh, Kris Allen gifs would be comprehensible enough, I think.

ETA: OH MY GOD. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Actually, you know what?

KRIS ALLEN.

Man, I want to sleep.

flashing red lights mean go
Brad/Nate
5700 words

My story for the Generation Kill Secret Santa challenge. High school AU. Mostly here for my own reference but feel free to tell me how awesome I am if you feel like it :D

TADAAA

In a rather loose translation:

"Hi, flist! How are you doing? It's cold as fuck today. I fucking hate winter."

It's like, -15 C, hands down. It's around 5 F, in case you wondered. A liver to anyone who can get me someplace warm right now ;_;

(Did I ever tell you I started Chinese, by the way? Because I did, and it's freakin' insane. A lot of fun, though, so.)


Also, this is kind of old news, but. In the For Your Entertainment video, 2:40 - is this Brad? (handy link)

Guys. Why is no one writing Empires porn? Seriously. THIS NEEDS TO CHANGE, OK.


don't you wish you
Tom/Sean
900 words, pg-13?


( why do I have to do everything myself? D:< )

;_;

This is Brad. Unfortunately, I ran out of desert camo M&M's for his kevlar and I had to go with woodland.

You know you might be just a tiny bit obsessed with Generation Kill when:

1. You've been having marines-related dreams for two weeks straight, and for example you dream you:
- are going on a run with Rudy (YOU HATE RUNNING)
- are playing football with Bravo and worrying that Sixta is going to interrupt it because Trombley's hair doesn't meet the grooming standard
2. During an AIM conversation you say "I'm gonna go do some recon in the kitchen. I ran out of MREs" instead of "brb, I'm out of junk food".
3. Everyone around you is tired of the fucking Marines, seriously, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
3a. Yes, that includes your parents.
4. NO ONE FUCKING SHIPS "ONE BULLET AWAY" TO FUCKING POLAND. It's not like you're trying to get it FedEx-ed to Iraq, right? Your life, so hard.
4a. But you already have a plan how to get it anyway. You MAKE DO.
5. You start watching True Blood even though it's crap and you can't stand 90% of the characters. Brad Eric! *__*
5a. Godrick = Nate! \o/
5b. And then you go the extra mile and download the books. Brad Eric! *__*
7. You're in the toys section at a supermarket, see this:



and go all "OMG, GENERATION KILL ACTION FIGURES! BRAD! NATE! LET'S MAKE THEM HAVE SEX! :D Oh, wait, I'm 23."
8. You make stupid lists instead of plowing through 1117 pages of European Law for an exam you have in a week.


... Yeah. I'm gonna go sit in the corner now, and eat some Skittles.


9. Nobody saw that /o\
(10. SAW! M249 Squad Automatic Weapon. Trombley! \o/)

Contemporary Noise Quintet - Million Faces

Buena Vista Social Club meets Cowboy Bebop meets Miles Davis meets a lot of noise. I am absolutely in love.

I bet you always wondered how to say 'blowjob' in Vietnamese. I am here to help! \o/

It's an kem, and it also means 'to eat ice cream'.

So. I went for a walk at 5:00 a.m.



( +6 )

How is your Monday going? \o/

I DON'T EVEN KNOW, OKAY. /o\


everything all the time
Kris/Adam || 4500 words || PG-13

(  'I'd totally hit that,' Kris laughs. )