Guys. I've been thinking. Who do you think irons Ryan's shirts? :|

I DON'T EVEN KNOW, OKAY. /o\


everything all the time
Kris/Adam || 4500 words || PG-13

(  'I'd totally hit that,' Kris laughs. )

So. Either Pool!Sean thinks we're made for each other too, or I wasn't too discreet about oggling his ass. Dammit.

Ahahahaha.

This Will Destroy You - A Three-legged Workhorse
One of the best post-rock bands out there, hands down.

Dave Matthews Band - Gravedigger
Gives me chills every time I listen to it.

Stray Cats - Stray Cat Strut
Great rockabilly piece.

Lupe Fiasco ft. Kanye West, Pharrell & Thom Yorke - Us Placers
It just can't get any more awesome than this.

This must be the BEST ICON EVER.

I had a dream Spencer started a side project that he called MILK & BARFS.

Wtf brain, seriously :|

Someone please take this away from me. I've spent an hour and a half staring at it already /o\

How can he possibly be this pretty?

Chillin', yo.

Hi, I'm feeling particularly nosy today \o/ Hence:

In-college flisters, what are you majoring in? What are your plans for after you're done with college, do you have any?

High school flisters, what are your plans for college?

A SQUID EATING DOUGH IN A POLYETHYLENE BAG IS FAST AND BULBOUS.



keep it loose, keep it tight
Brian/Dom || 2400 words || G



( Dom gives Brian an indulgent smile, running his hand over the hood of the Supra. The lacquered surface is cold and smooth beneath his palm. 'Shut up, Spilner. Let’s take her for a ride.'  )

You know who is awesome? I am awesome. I managed to cut my leg open on a bed. A BED. Seriously, you guys, only me :|

I also went to see a doctor about my tonsillitis today, which I failed to do a week ago when it actually started. I got a prescription for what is probably the most expensive syrup on the market. Wtf, seriously.

I also sneaked a peak at my medical record, according to which the last time I was sick was in 2004. There are two entries after that: a referral to a sports medicine doctor in 2006 and bruised ribs in 2007. For some reason I find this very amusing. Tonsillitis, not so much.

Who wants to write me some porn to make it better? D:

*is cunning*

nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate
Tom/Sean || 3000 words || nc-17


Sean is sick. Tom is drunk. They have sex. End of intriguing summary.


( Sean’s usual MO in the event of coming down with something is to swallow down half of the medicine cabinet and hope for the best. )

Guys, why haven't I been informed about this? 14-year-old Brendon! Singing! YOU ARE ALL FIRED.

Am I a bad person considering how much this cracks me up?

ETA: A question. Do you think Sean cursing a lot would be OOC?

There isn't one thing I don't love about this video. I can't stop watching it /o\

Sean! He's so relaxed and happy and smiling all the damn time, I can't even. He sounds amazing. SVV, how so freakin' hot?

And Tomrad is totally rocking that plaid shirt! Plus, I have a giant thing for two guitarists playing the same chords, so.

But mostly - SEAN *___*

(from here)

I had a dream I was in a terrorist organization and we were going to drop an atom bomb on Germany.

Don't defriend me, German flisters! I don't want to drop an atom bomb on Germany in real life, I swear! ;_;

There's a band. They're called Phonochrome and they're from Portland. Dustin Allen, their singer, has one of the most entrancing voices I've ever heard, hands down.

Here's a couple of songs:

Away From Me
The Voice
Master Plan

I ripped them from their MySpace (which you can find here, by the way) because I have no shame. There's a few more available HERE for $0,99 each. I'd buy them but I can't because they don't accept payments from outside the US. If any of you decided it's worth spending a couple of bucks, though, and wouldn't mind sharing with me, I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER.

Like I said, no shame.

So, apparently the entire Panic + Shane & Regan collectively moved to California, and Ryan is now savvy enough for an iPhone.

Fuck, I love these people. They're so easy to stalk.