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23rd-Apr-2012 07:34 pmmooooo
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I think I have a new favorite thing to do over the weekend. Shooting things beats sleeping nine times out of ten. Well, maybe eight.

I had the opportunity to shoot a wide array of weapons, and let me tell you, I haven't had this much fun in a long time. I really enjoyed the M-4 assault rifle, Colt was pretty fun (.357 slugs above), and my hand still hurts after the Glock. Jesus Christ, the kick on this thing /o\ Remington shotgun was sort of hellish because of the recoil but working the pump felt totally badass. AK-47 was a bit of a disappointment, to be honest. But nothing, nothing can't beat the sniper rifles *_____* The amount of noise they produce is absolutely incredible. My ears rang despite the earplugs I had in the entire time. I wanted to take the Steyr SSG home with me, hug it, pet it and call it George.

Me, crazy? Naaah.
14th-Apr-2012 11:23 ammooooo
tommotherfuckinhardy
Yesterday I went to a party where I drunkenly discussed quantum physics with a soon-to-be doctor of physics at the Imperial College London. I didn't understand a single thing but it was quite entertaining, I have to say. I kept on making Sheldon Cooper references at him and he UNDERSTOOD THEM ALL. Clearly, it's all true; the television doesn't lie.
11th-Apr-2012 09:22 pmmooooo
generation kill, yo
Syracuse offered me $25,000 as well. I made ALL THE DECISION TREES and eventually decided on their program. Do you know of something that might still influence my decision? Aside from the weather because I already made peace with that. (OH GOD I AM GOING TO FREEZE TO DEATH.)
1st-Apr-2012 06:09 pmmooooo
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To the hockey part of my flist: if you end up writing a story based on this, I want a cookie.
1st-Apr-2012 04:39 pmmooooo
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Tom Hardy's long lost twin. Not only does he kind of look like him, he sounds almost exactly alike. Plus, he's pretty awesome on his own merit.
9th-Mar-2012 10:09 pmmooooo
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Another decision just came in: in at George Washington University.

What a crazy, craaazy day. Definitely getting drunk now :D
9th-Mar-2012 09:10 pmmooooo
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I just received a very personal e-mail from University of Denver saying that they (both the Director of Admissions and the Dean) are "extremely impressed" with me and would like to offer me a $25,000 scholarship.

Anybody got a paper bag?
28th-Feb-2012 06:01 pmmooooo
wantapieceofthat
So, I went to see This Means War today. In place of a proper review, let me tell you this: I was told to stop squealing. By a fangirl.

Tom Hardy, how are you so perfect?
26th-Feb-2012 11:11 pmmooooo
tommotherfuckinhardy
Did I ever tell you how much I love football? Because I do, like a completely crazy person. I just spent four hours watching last year's Super Bowl and got all gushy about Clay Matthews putting that championship belt on Aaron Rodgers at the end. I kind of want to keep them in my basement and cuddle them forever ;_;
18th-Feb-2012 02:20 pmmooooo
generation kill, yo
I GOT ACCEPTED INTO SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY \o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

They have one of the top ten IR programs in the States and a really, really awesome Security Studies track. I think I still don't fully believe this is actually happening.

[info]oddishly, [info]afterthefair and [info]liketheroad: THANK YOU for helping me out with this. Especially [info]oddishly who is the most patient and amazing person EVER. Tell your folks thank you from me, too! ♥
27th-Jan-2012 08:09 pmmooooo
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I never thought I'd say this but oh, Parliament <3
25th-Jan-2012 06:06 pmmooooo
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The daughter of our Prime Minister has a blog. A few days ago Anonymous hacked it, leaving behind a message: "Tell your dad he won't defeat us. Stop ACTA".

I am so proud of the Internet.
25th-Nov-2011 08:04 pmmooooo
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I have to say reading porn off your phone on a first class train is strangely liberating.

I hope the guy next to me is sufficiently engrossed in his marathon of The Colbert Report so as not to notice.
12th-Sep-2011 09:31 pmmooooo
tommotherfuckinhardy
I started off the new taekwon-do season by lying on the floor for several minutes, trying very hard not to throw up the last meal I ate. Getting a kick to the solar plexus? Fun times \o/

And here I promised myself I wasn't going to get injured this year; this doesn't bode well.
10th-Sep-2011 03:00 pmmooooo
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During the past 36 hours, I spent 12 on various buses and trains, covered about 900 km, wrote the test, blocked my phone by entering invalid PIN three times while I was about 600 km from where my PUK code was, everyone was freaking out I'm dead, I came back home and passed out for 15 hours. Victory \o/

On the bus ride I sat next to a guy who was just going to Warsaw to pick up his 3.5 million of a lottery prize. He insisted we go on a shopping spree when I'm done, idek.

Guys, my life is completely ridiculous.
13th-Aug-2011 07:24 pmmooooo
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Second breath
Arthur/Eames
2400 words

Writing and I haven't been getting along all too well recently and I needed something to break myself out of that funk. I'm not entirely sure about this thing, but I need an excuse to use my new userpic so, there.

'Well, that's unexpected.' )
6th-Aug-2011 04:16 pmmooooo
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If I never have to read the words "(...) the Convention and the Protocols thereto" again, it will be too soon /o\

In other news, I went to Prague with some friends two weeks ago.

Pictures \o/ )

Unrelatedly, go and read this. An Inception story in Sim format. I cried with laughter.
30th-Jul-2011 06:10 pmmooooo
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Guys. I just got a job offer from the European Court of Human Rights. Testing in September.

I'm feeling slightly faint.
19th-Jul-2011 07:33 pm - My life, how so ridiculous?
tommotherfuckinhardy
My password for almost all work-related things is 'Hardy Party!' in different caps/numbers variations. Every time I log in, I giggle to myself for a minute or two which probably makes me look a little crazy but that's beside the point.

Pretty much every file I create, I have to upload to this sharepoint we use in collaboration with different countries and some of them have to be encrypted. My direct supervisor is currently on a business trip to Ireland and today he called me because they needed the access to one of my files so they could discuss the content. I THOUGHT I'D DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT.

Why is this my life? /o\
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