;_;

This is Brad. Unfortunately, I ran out of desert camo M&M's for his kevlar and I had to go with woodland.

You know you might be just a tiny bit obsessed with Generation Kill when:

1. You've been having marines-related dreams for two weeks straight, and for example you dream you:
- are going on a run with Rudy (YOU HATE RUNNING)
- are playing football with Bravo and worrying that Sixta is going to interrupt it because Trombley's hair doesn't meet the grooming standard
2. During an AIM conversation you say "I'm gonna go do some recon in the kitchen. I ran out of MREs" instead of "brb, I'm out of junk food".
3. Everyone around you is tired of the fucking Marines, seriously, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
3a. Yes, that includes your parents.
4. NO ONE FUCKING SHIPS "ONE BULLET AWAY" TO FUCKING POLAND. It's not like you're trying to get it FedEx-ed to Iraq, right? Your life, so hard.
4a. But you already have a plan how to get it anyway. You MAKE DO.
5. You start watching True Blood even though it's crap and you can't stand 90% of the characters. Brad Eric! *__*
5a. Godrick = Nate! \o/
5b. And then you go the extra mile and download the books. Brad Eric! *__*
7. You're in the toys section at a supermarket, see this:



and go all "OMG, GENERATION KILL ACTION FIGURES! BRAD! NATE! LET'S MAKE THEM HAVE SEX! :D Oh, wait, I'm 23."
8. You make stupid lists instead of plowing through 1117 pages of European Law for an exam you have in a week.


... Yeah. I'm gonna go sit in the corner now, and eat some Skittles.


9. Nobody saw that /o\
(10. SAW! M249 Squad Automatic Weapon. Trombley! \o/)

Contemporary Noise Quintet - Million Faces

Buena Vista Social Club meets Cowboy Bebop meets Miles Davis meets a lot of noise. I am absolutely in love.

I bet you always wondered how to say 'blowjob' in Vietnamese. I am here to help! \o/

It's an kem, and it also means 'to eat ice cream'.

So. I went for a walk at 5:00 a.m.



( +6 )

How is your Monday going? \o/

I DON'T EVEN KNOW, OKAY. /o\


everything all the time
Kris/Adam || 4500 words || PG-13

(  'I'd totally hit that,' Kris laughs. )

Ahahahaha.

This Will Destroy You - A Three-legged Workhorse
One of the best post-rock bands out there, hands down.

Dave Matthews Band - Gravedigger
Gives me chills every time I listen to it.

Stray Cats - Stray Cat Strut
Great rockabilly piece.

Lupe Fiasco ft. Kanye West, Pharrell & Thom Yorke - Us Placers
It just can't get any more awesome than this.

This must be the BEST ICON EVER.

I had a dream Spencer started a side project that he called MILK & BARFS.

Wtf brain, seriously :|

Hi, I'm feeling particularly nosy today \o/ Hence:

In-college flisters, what are you majoring in? What are your plans for after you're done with college, do you have any?

High school flisters, what are your plans for college?

A SQUID EATING DOUGH IN A POLYETHYLENE BAG IS FAST AND BULBOUS.



keep it loose, keep it tight
Brian/Dom || 2400 words || G



( Dom gives Brian an indulgent smile, running his hand over the hood of the Supra. The lacquered surface is cold and smooth beneath his palm. 'Shut up, Spilner. Let’s take her for a ride.'  )

You know who is awesome? I am awesome. I managed to cut my leg open on a bed. A BED. Seriously, you guys, only me :|

I also went to see a doctor about my tonsillitis today, which I failed to do a week ago when it actually started. I got a prescription for what is probably the most expensive syrup on the market. Wtf, seriously.

I also sneaked a peak at my medical record, according to which the last time I was sick was in 2004. There are two entries after that: a referral to a sports medicine doctor in 2006 and bruised ribs in 2007. For some reason I find this very amusing. Tonsillitis, not so much.

Who wants to write me some porn to make it better? D:

*is cunning*